http://english.aljazeera.net/news/middleeast/2010/04/20104782857326667.html
“John Shimkus is a Republican member of the House of Representatives from Illinois. He is presently campaigning for the chairmanship of the House Committee for Energy and Commerce.
Last year, during a congressional hearing, he asserted that there is no need to be concerned about global warming because after the biblical flood God promised Noah that he would “never again ... curse the ground because of man."
Shimkus sees this as ‘the infallible word of God, and that is the way it’s going to be for his creation.’"
If the consequences were less serious, Rep. Shimkus’ comments would be amusing. I found this particular quote in an article by history professor Lawrence Davison at Consortiumnews.com (How the Right Shapes ”Reality”) but there is no end to examples of right-wing extremists selectively thumping their Bibles and spouting nonsense about ‘the infallible word of God’ - when it suits their political purposes – and ignoring this literal infallibility when it does not. We hear this infallibility and literal interpretation talk about things like evolution, but not so much on things like camels passing through the eyes of needles in relation to a rich man’s chance of getting to heaven.
Take, for example, the concept of “neighbor.” In this much-thumped infallible book, we can read about a lawyer who asked Jesus what he needed to do to inherit eternal life. Part of the answer was that this lawyer should love his neighbor as much as himself. Naturally, the lawyer wanted to know “who is my neighbor?”
So Jesus said, (in effect) “that reminds me of a little story…”
A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, who stripped him of his clothing, wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead.
Now by chance a certain priest came down that road. And when he saw him, he passed by on the other side.
Likewise a Levite, when he arrived at the place, came and looked, and passed by on the other side. But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was. And when he saw him, he had compassion. So he went to him and bandaged his wounds, pouring on oil and wine; and he set him on his own animal, brought him to an inn, and took care of him.
On the next day, when he departed, he took out two denarii, gave them to the innkeeper, and said to him, ‘Take care of him; and whatever more you spend, when I come again, I will repay you.’
So which of these three do you think was neighbor to him who fell among the thieves?
And the lawyer said, “He who showed mercy on him.”
Then Jesus said to him, “Go and do likewise.”
And that reminds me of a little story…
A certain man was a journalist, and he was standing with his driver and some other men in front of a building near Baghdad, and soldiers in a helicopter above them, thinking they must be bad men, shot the men with their 30mm cannon and killed most of them and injured the driver.
Now by chance a certain other man near Baghdad was in his minivan with his 9 year old son and his 6 year old daughter. They saw an injured man. And when the father saw him he had compassion and he said, “let's take him to the hospital.” And so the father and some other men started to put the injured man in the minivan.
So which of these do you think was neighbor to him who was wounded by the helicopter cannon?
And it came to pass that the soldiers in the helicopter shot their cannon again, and this time killed the journalist’s driver and killed the father and killed the other men and severely wounded the little girl and the little boy in the minivan.
And it further came to pass that more soldiers came to the minivan which was hit by cannon fire, and one of the soldiers heard a child crying and he had compassion, and he went to the minivan and looked inside, and he saw the two injured children and their dead father, and the girl had a severe belly wound and was covered with blood and broken glass. And the soldier thought the little boy was dead. And the soldier and a medic took the little girl into a house where a man was hiding in fear in his kitchen and the soldier cried out to the man to help him and the man gave him a bucket of water to help clean the girl. And the soldier pulled the broken glass from the little girl’s eyes so she could blink. And the medic carried the little girl to other soldiers so that they could bring her to their army hospital where she could get the best care and the soonest. And the other soldier went back again to the minivan and saw that the little boy was not dead after all, and he carried the little boy to the other soldiers so that they could also take him to their hospital. But someone higher in the chain of command said no, you cannot take the children to our army hospital, give them to the Iraqi police and let them take the children to their own little hospital if they wish.
And one of the soldiers in the helicopter said “well, it’s their fault for bringing their kids into a battle.” And the other soldier in the helicopter said “that’s right.”
So which of these do you think was neighbor to the little children who were wounded by the helicopter cannon?
And it came to pass that the soldier who had washed the blood from the girl and pulled the glass from her eyes so she could blink and had carried her brother from the minivan was worried about the children and seeing this, his platoon leader spake unto him and said “what the fuck are you doing McCord? You need to quit worrying about these fucking kids and pull security!” And the soldier said unto his platoon leader, “roger that sir,” and he went to the rooftop and he pulled security.
And it further came to pass that later, this same soldier was very upset, and thought he needed to see a mental health counselor and he came to a staff sergeant and told the staff sergeant what was troubling him, and the staff sergeant said unto the soldier “You need to suck that shit up. Quit being a pussy, and get the sand out of your vagina. If you go to mental health there will be repercussions, like being charged with malingering.” And the soldier spake unto the staff sergeant and said “roger that.”
Much later the little boy, who survived because of the soldier, said “Then I heard only the bullets ... Why did they shoots us? Didn't they see we were children?"
So which of these do you think was neighbor to the soldier or to the children or to anybody?
Of course war is hell. Stuff happens. Everything hath changed since 9/11. We must smite them over there that we need not smite them here. And so the parts of The Bible that speak of things like loving one’s neighbors cannot be the literal infallible Word of God.
But there is no need to be concerned about global warming because after the biblical flood God promised Noah that he would “never again ... curse the ground because of man." And this is the infallible word of God, and that is the way it’s going to be for his creation.”